janeyyyftw:

rangerkimmy:

novak-collins:

chicagoted:

astroize:

getting eaten by a velociraptor

CLEVER GIRL

Pickaxe to the face. :(

A slithering alien will go inside of my body and take over my nervous system and then kill me………………….

I’m going to get stabbed in the gut by a young King Arthur.

 I’m going to commit suicide by jumping off an apartment building in new york ruining a couple’s romantic mood.

A version of myself from a parallel universe, who turned out to be a serial killer, will drill into my skull with a makeshift machine that allows him to directly connect to my brain so he can experience my happy memories. And that will kill me by freezing my brains from the inside.

(Source: aninanimatefuckingobject)